100 who is most likely to questions for couples

Funny, sweet and a little revealing, without any spicy ones. Plus the rules for playing in the same room or from far away.

By Caspar BaumeisterUpdated 13 October 20267 min read

How to play

Read a question out loud. On three, both of you point at the person you think fits better. Point at the same person and you get a point. If you disagree, the one who was pointed at gets ten seconds to defend themselves. That part is usually the funniest.

Long distance version

Send the question by text. Both answer with a name before reading the other's reply, then reveal. It works across time zones, because nobody has to be online at the same time. In Couples Quiz you swipe each card to the red or the golden fox, and the app counts your matches.

Scoring ideas

• Play 12 questions per round, like one level in the app.
• Count your matches. Agreeing on 8 or more means you see your relationship in a very similar way.
• Write down the questions where you disagreed. Those are the fun ones to talk about later.

Funny questions about everyday life

1. Who steals more of the blanket at night?
2. Who gets hangry faster?
3. Who falls asleep first on your movie nights?
4. Who takes longer to get ready when you two go out?
5. Who hogs the bathroom longer in the morning?
6. Who is more likely to warm their cold feet on the other?
7. Who is “not hungry” and then eats the other’s fries?
8. Who is more likely to text “I’m on my way” while still at home?
9. Who is more likely to leave cupboard doors wide open?
10. Who is more likely to put an empty carton back in the fridge?
11. Who gives the other a full concert from the shower?
12. Who argues with the TV during your evenings together?
13. Who eats cereal for dinner when the other isn’t around?
14. Who sends the other more memes and funny videos?
15. Who is more likely to forget what you agreed on that morning?

Sweet and romantic questions

1. Which of you said “I love you” first?
2. Who made the first move?
3. Who fell in love first?
4. Who rewrote every text three times in the beginning?
5. Who still gets butterflies more often?
6. Who is the bigger cuddle monster?
7. Who remembers your first date in more detail?
8. Who is more likely to keep every movie ticket and love note?
9. Which of you sends more heart emojis?
10. Who would rather write a love letter than say it out loud?
11. Who secretly gazes at the other one a little too long?
12. Who is more likely to cry at a wedding?
13. Who is more likely to start a spontaneous dance in the kitchen?
14. Which of you gives the most heartfelt compliments?
15. Who will still hold hands on every walk at 80?

Questions about fights and making up

1. Who is more likely to apologize first after a fight?
2. Who is more likely to sulk in silence?
3. Which of you wins more arguments?
4. Who would rather make up with a hug than with a long talk?
5. Who is more likely to bring up something from months ago?
6. Who is more likely to say “I'm fine” when they are not?
7. Who is more likely to end a fight with a kiss?
8. Who is more likely to get hangry and start a silly fight?
9. Who is more likely to burst out laughing during a serious talk?
10. Who would rather lose an argument than go to bed angry?

Travel and adventure questions

1. Who would keep you both alive on a deserted island?
2. Who would rather ask for directions than drive around lost together for an hour?
3. Who grabs the window seat on every trip you take together?
4. Who would rather book a fancy hotel than go wild camping together?
5. Who is more likely to talk the other one into a skydive?
6. Who packs way too much for a weekend away together?
7. Who is more likely to make friends with strangers on your trips?
8. Who would rather plan every detail of a trip than just go with the flow?
9. Who is more likely to drag the other one onto the scariest rollercoaster?
10. Who is first to say “Let's just book it!” when you dream about a trip?

Questions about money and work

1. Who is more likely to say "I'll get this one" before the bill even arrives?
2. Which of you checks the banking app more often?
3. Who is more likely to overspend on a surprise gift for the other?
4. Who is more likely to remember exactly who paid last time?
5. Who is more likely to talk the other out of an impulse buy?
6. Who is more likely to haggle while the other wants the ground to swallow them?
7. Who is more likely to say "we can't afford that" and then buy it anyway?
8. Who is more likely to sneak a look at work emails on date night?
9. Who is more likely to pitch a crazy business idea to the other at midnight?
10. Who is more likely to become their own boss one day?

Questions about family and friends

1. Who was more nervous meeting the other's parents for the first time?
2. Who is more likely to become the favorite at the other's family gatherings?
3. Who needs rescuing more often at the other's family events?
4. Who turns back into a teenager the moment you visit their family?
5. Who is more likely to give the secret "let's go home" signal at a party?
6. Who is more likely to tell an embarrassing story about the other at a dinner with friends?
7. Who is more likely to say yes to an invitation for both of you without asking first?
8. Who rescues the other from boring small talk at parties?
9. Who is more likely to start a political debate at the other's family dinner?
10. Who hears the latest family gossip first and tells the other right away?

Questions for future parents

Kids or no kids, these are fun to imagine. If you want to talk about it seriously, have a look at our questions to ask before having kids.

1. Who would be the stricter parent?
2. Who would cave first when the kid begs for candy?
3. Who would be more likely to cry on a kid's first day of school?
4. Which of you would google every tiny symptom at 3 a.m.?
5. Who is more likely to build the most epic blanket fort?
6. Who would be more likely to sleep through a crying baby?
7. Who is more likely to make a spreadsheet of baby names?
8. Who would be the more embarrassing parent at a school play?
9. Who would invent the wildest bedtime stories?
10. Who is more likely to treat a pet like your firstborn?

Questions about growing old together

1. Who will be the first to complain about their knees?
2. Who will turn into the grumpier senior?
3. Who is more likely to still dance in the kitchen at 80?
4. Who will still be up to date with tech at 80?
5. Who will tell the same stories about you two over and over?
6. Who will still flirt with the other at 85?
7. Who would fill your retirement with plants and pets?
8. Which of you has the wilder bucket list?
9. Who will still be planning surprise dates in 30 years?
10. Which of you will be the cuter old person?

Long distance edition

1. Who is more likely to fall asleep during a video call?
2. Who checks the other's time zone before every message?
3. Who counts down the days until the next visit?
4. Who cries more when saying goodbye?
5. Who sends the first good morning text?
6. Who would book a flight on a whim just to surprise the other?
7. Who keeps the other's hoodie to sleep in?
8. Who sends the longest voice messages?
9. Who plans the next visit down to the hour?
10. Who would move first to close the distance?

Tips for a good round

• Keep it kind. Skip questions that touch sore spots, like weight, exes or family conflicts.
• Laugh at yourself. If you are always the one who is late, own it.
• Mix funny and sweet. Ten funny questions in a row get old. A sweet one in between changes the mood.
• Use the disagreements. "Why do you think it's me?" is a great question.